Reply With QuoteSo Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their
boats?"
To which Murphy replies:
"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f____n
boat!"
Hahahahaha. Gold.Originally Posted by p38arover
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So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their
boats?"
To which Murphy replies:
"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f____n
boat!"
John
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A woman was found dead with her face in a bowl of muesli......
Upon arriving on the scene police suspect she was pulled in by a strong current but now they're looking for a cereal killer......
Fossicker
I heard Paddy saw a job in the paper asking for tree fellers but he didn't apply for it because he couldn't find another two blokes!
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Swaggie
SubscriberSubject: FW: Tiger Jokes begin....
I hear he is considering changing his name from TIGER to CHEETAH
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in
danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.. He couldn't decide
between the iron or the wood.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks
like she really went for the driver.
Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you
can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil
Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then
ended up with a bad lie.
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a
bitching wedge.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 350 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing !
130's rule
An if you dont believe it !!
ChatterBox
WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
RichardK
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Nearly fell of the couch
Or is that so some can stay 21
What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball???
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 450 yards!
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