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  1. 11th February 2022, 01:12 PM #7961
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    I have a perfect gambling strategy that will allow you to walk out of any casino with a small fortune. It works every time

    All you have to do is walk into the casino with a large fortune.
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    Jokes

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    Good idea - should also add:

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I have a perfect gambling strategy that will allow you to walk out of any casino with a small fortune. It works every time

    All you have to do is walk into the casino with a large fortune.
    Funny, exactly the same formula for making a small fortune out of an Airline.....
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    I have hit rock bottom



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    Naked run!

    My mates decided to all meet up for a Naked Run! I was a bit shocked but hate to miss any running so yep. Stripped off and off I went to meet them all.

    A bit late to tell me you meant Naked as in no music, head phones or electronics recording pace and distance!     The rotten sods even got a pic of me running home
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    My mates decided to all meet up for a Naked Run! I was a bit shocked but hate to miss any running so yep. Stripped off and off I went to meet them all.

    A bit late to tell me you meant Naked as in no music, head phones or electronics recording pace and distance!     The rotten sods even got a pic of me running home
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    "Mates ?"
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    What do you call a group of musical killer whales?

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    'Police have confirmed that a man who died, after falling off the roof of a nightclub, was not a bouncer.'
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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    Caution: Dad joke

    Q. What do you call a Scandinavian truck mechanic?

    A. Axel

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