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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Only if you took her car and filled it up Des$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    Wot you sayin' Willis, recharging her battery doesn't count?


    That is hardly fair, James.

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    We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to Select Each Image That contains Traffic Lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
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    Why do you tell Actors to 'Break a Leg'? Because every play or film has a "Cast"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Why do you tell Actors to 'Break a Leg'? Because every play or film has a "Cast"

    I see, a bit early for Xmas Cracker Jokes.


    I can think of some Plays & Filums where "Break your neck" would have been more applicable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    I see, a bit early for Xmas Cracker Jokes.


    I can think of some Plays & Filums where "Break your neck" would have been more applicable.
    TWO 'ells' in 'Fil-lims'.
    With an 'i', not yuu.

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    Hehehehehe..... daylight savings
    Scratching my teenage itch now that I'm in my midlife crisis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tc_s1 View Post
    Hehehehehe..... daylight savings
    Could have been worse, if Ayres Rock / Uluru was deemed to be the nomen of Australia's 'natural' sundial...

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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    TWO 'ells' in 'Fil-lims'.
    With an 'i', not yuu.


    I'm knot purrfect yoi no, but I wil ('ll) tri to do betterr with me grandma & speeelink.

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