Jokes

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Only if you took her car and filled it up Des[biggrin]$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Wot you sayin' Willis, recharging her battery doesn't count?


That is hardly fair, James.[bighmmm]

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to Select Each Image That contains Traffic Lights.

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Originally Posted by spudfan

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The Turdis.

Why do you tell Actors to 'Break a Leg'? Because every play or film has a "Cast"[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Why do you tell Actors to 'Break a Leg'? Because every play or film has a "Cast"[biggrin]

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I see, a bit early for Xmas Cracker Jokes.[biggrin]


I can think of some Plays & Filums where "Break your neck" would have been more applicable.:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Ro lling:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I see, a bit early for Xmas Cracker Jokes.[biggrin]


I can think of some Plays & Filums where "Break your neck" would have been more applicable.:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Ro lling:

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TWO 'ells' in 'Fil-lims'.
With an 'i', not yuu.[bigsad][bigwhistle]

Hehehehehe..... daylight savings https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...e41e14482f.jpg

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Originally Posted by tc_s1

Hehehehehe..... daylight savings https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...e41e14482f.jpg

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Could have been worse, if Ayres Rock / Uluru was deemed to be the nomen of Australia's 'natural' sundial... [bigsad][bigsad][bigsad]

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Originally Posted by superquag

TWO 'ells' in 'Fil-lims'.
With an 'i', not yuu.[bigsad][bigwhistle]

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I'm knot purrfect yoi no, but I wil ('ll) tri to do betterr with me grandma & speeelink. [bigrolf]:rulez: