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We had Inters rather than Bedfords but the principle stands.Quote:
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Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
When it comes to excessive drinking, the stage after hammered is ssshhhammered.
I used to cut my sandwich into four pieces.
Now I am older I can't eat as much so I only cut it in to two pieces.
mastermind
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I’ve been taking some Viagra medication for my sunburn.
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs in bed at night.
Taking Viagra is like putting a flagpole on a condemned building.
Hi,
Used in aged care, to stop senior gentlemen rolling out of bed.
Cheers
Two Land Rover men discussing a series Land Rover owned by one of them.
Land Rover man no.1 "What's it like on fuel?".
Land Rover man no.2 "Not too bad. It runs mostly on oil....".