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  1. 17th September 2025, 06:24 PM #9331
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    My doctor says extreme cannabis use has two serious side effects, one is memory loss and the other is memory loss.
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    "The trouble with internet quotes is you can't be sure if they are true." Abraham Lincoln
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    How do people trace their ancestors on the internet when they didn't even have computers hundreds of years ago?
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    "Red sky at night shepherd's delight" means it will be a full moon so they'll be able to choose a suitable sheep to take to their sleeping area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    "Red sky at night shepherd's delight" means it will be a full moon so they'll be able to choose a suitable sheep to take to their sleeping area.
    Yep sounds Australian...
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    Nobody I know...

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    My brother and I inherited a collection of tins of paints in all the colours of our previous houses from our father, they were unusable as rusted, dried out or discoloured.

    However I have started my own paint tin collection to pass on, I really do think that we turn into our parents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    Yep sounds Australian...
    More Kiwi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
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    That's what was supposed to happen but he predeceased me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    That's what was supposed to happen but he predeceased me!
    Yes

    My son doesn't want anything of mine, except maybe my tools, but he's got more of those than I have. I'll just call it SEP..... Somebody Else's Problem.
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