Jokes

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Originally Posted by Saitch

All week I've had this recurring dream of being a horse.

That's seven nights, on the trot!

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Sigh. Groan. Really Steve???

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Snails or Escargot are my FAV Vietnamese pastry. They are called "Pain aux raisins" in the UK. The best of them are good enough to die for. [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]

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There is a question people ask “Who was the first man to eat an oyster?” I don’t care, what I want to know is “Why?” Yuck.

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Originally Posted by Tins

There is a question people ask “Who was the first man to eat an oyster?” I don’t care, what I want to know is “Why?” Yuck.

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Aphrodisiac. I had a dozen on the weekend, only eleven worked. [bigsad]

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Originally Posted by Tins

There is a question people ask “Who was the first man to eat an oyster?” I don’t care, what I want to know is “Why?” Yuck.

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Fair go, JT! Oysters are one of 'God's Gifts ' to the palate!

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Fair go, JT! Oysters are one of 'God's Gifts ' to the palate!

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"Ostrea angasi" Two years V one year for the others. Seriously good for those with taste buds above the sugar hit some have [biggrin][biggrin] Just kidding JT. Lovers love and haters hate is a song some might know [bigrolf][bigrolf][bigrolf]

If you see them try them. Port Arlington mussels grow and sell them- The joke maybe I may be able to pick them up for free[thumbsupbig]

If not a tour including

"A curated menu of Port Phillip Bay & Bellarine seafoods such as:MUSSELS, ANGASI OYSTERS, SCALLOPS, ABALONE, CURED SALMON
Tasting platters featuring Bellarine produce
Mussel cooking demonstrations
Cheese Platters & Dessert
SIP
Ocean Aged Vintage Cuvee ~ cellared under water at our mussel farms
Premium Bellarine wines and beers
Bellarine Distillery Gin cocktail

Lavazza Barista Coffee / Tea"
Deluxe Seafood Tour - Portarlington Mussel Tours

Not a joke perhaps but YUM!!!

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Fair go, JT! Oysters are one of 'God's Gifts ' to the palate!

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I'd prefer to see them on a pallet.

In a dumpmaster.

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Seriously good for those with taste buds above the sugar hit some have

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Sugar plays no part in my diet, James, but neither does slimy seawater. If they're so good why do people swallow them whole? To get the bloody things out of their mouths, that's why.

Had my first oyster in 1975. It was also my last.

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

"A curated menu of Port Phillip Bay & Bellarine seafoods such as:MUSSELS, ANGASI OYSTERS, SCALLOPS, ABALONE, CURED SALMON
Tasting platters featuring Bellarine produce
Mussel cooking demonstrations
Cheese Platters & Dessert
SIP
Ocean Aged Vintage Cuvee ~ cellared under water at our mussel farms
Premium Bellarine wines and beers
Bellarine Distillery Gin cocktail

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Stop it, ND! Just stop it! [happycry][happycry][happycry]

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Originally Posted by Tins

Sugar plays no part in my diet, James, but neither does slimy seawater. If they're so good why do people swallow them whole? To get the bloody things out of their mouths, that's why.

Had my first oyster in 1975. It was also my last.

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I have no idea why some people swallow them whole. One must chew an oyster, to release the true flavour.

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Originally Posted by Saitch

I have no idea why some people swallow them whole.

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I do. When starvation is the only alternative, I might have a go.