Thread: Jokes

An airhead walked into a novelty store. She saw a shiny thermos
and asked the clerk what it was. The clerk said, "It's a thermos. It
keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." The airhead was so
impressed, she bought one. She got home, and could not wait to
show off her new thermos to her co-workers. She walked into work
the next day, and it was not long before one of her peers asked
what that shiny thing was. The airhead said, "It's a thermos. It
keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." Her co-worker asked,
"Well, what do you have in it now?" The airhead proudly announced,
"Two Popsicles and a cup of coffee.".

That's very PC Bob - using 'airhead' instead of Blonde...

Originally Posted by bacicat

That's very PC Bob - using 'airhead' instead of Blonde...

Well I have been told I try hard --- or was it just very trying

Husband's Text Message to wife:



Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.

Paula brought me to the Hospital.

Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.

Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects.

Wound required 19 stitches.

I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture of the left leg, and amputation on

the right foot is a possibility.



Love you......

Wife's Response:



Who the **** is Paula?

I just figured how to get rid of that annoying noise I hear in my car when approaching the speed limit... I opened the door and pushed her out.

seen before?

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
> dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and
> building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and
> flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
>
> One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
> how's it going down there in hell?"
>
> Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning
> and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
> engineer is going to come up with next."
>
> God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
> should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
>
> Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
> keeping him."
>
> God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
>
> Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
> you going to get a lawyer?"