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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    haha

    i'm using that one next time i get pulled over.
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    On the topic of getting 'pulled over'...


    A policeman was patrolling a well-known lover’s spot one night, famous for all kinds of obscene activities. He spies a couple in a distant car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
    The cop carefully approaches to get a closer look. Inside a battered old Defender with P plates, he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a Land Rover magazine. Then, he notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window with his nightstick...

    The young man lowers his window. "How can I help you, officer?"
    "What are you two doing here all alone tonight, son?"
    The young man says: "Well Officer, I’m reading my LRO magazine- getting some tips on how to fix my leaky transfer case."
    Pointing a stubby thumb to the rear seat, the officer says "And, what is she doing?"
    The young man, in the politest possible way says "Sir... I believe she’s knitting a sweater."
    The officer is by now, rather confused. It didn't add up- a young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
    The cop decides to kick his questioning into the next gear, and asks: "So, what’s your age, young man?"
    The young man replies "I’m 18, sir."
    "And her… what’s her age?"
    The young man looks at his watch and replies:
    "She’ll be 17 in 11 minutes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    "She’ll be 17 in 11 minutes."
    Mustn't have been NSW. 16yo is OK.
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    Either it was SA or Tasmania, or he really likes to play it safe
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    Definatly 17 in SA....Jokes

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    That was one way to ruin a good joke......

    However.....

    A couple of reference books that hadn't seen each other in a while met on the sidewalk. Book 1 said "Wow, you look so much thinner". Book 2 replied "Thanks, just had my appendix removed".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    Either it was SA or Tasmania, or he really likes to play it safe
    Especially with someone unrelated.

    DL

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    Year 9 joke.
    Q: A plane crashes and every single person on board is killed. Who survived?
    A: The married people.

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    ha. sad, i had to read that one twice.
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    Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
    Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.
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