Originally Posted by Eevo
Keeping it simple is complicated.
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On the topic of getting 'pulled over'...
A policeman was patrolling a well-known lover’s spot one night, famous for all kinds of obscene activities. He spies a couple in a distant car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches to get a closer look. Inside a battered old Defender with P plates, he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a Land Rover magazine. Then, he notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window with his nightstick...
The young man lowers his window. "How can I help you, officer?"
"What are you two doing here all alone tonight, son?"
The young man says: "Well Officer, I’m reading my LRO magazine- getting some tips on how to fix my leaky transfer case."
Pointing a stubby thumb to the rear seat, the officer says "And, what is she doing?"
The young man, in the politest possible way says "Sir... I believe she’s knitting a sweater."
The officer is by now, rather confused. It didn't add up- a young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop decides to kick his questioning into the next gear, and asks: "So, what’s your age, young man?"
The young man replies "I’m 18, sir."
"And her… what’s her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She’ll be 17 in 11 minutes."
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