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    A friend of mine was telling me about the wage inequality between men and women.
    I listened patiently before thanking her for putting in her 1.57 cents worth.

    -Mitch
    'El Burro' 2012 Defender 90.

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    Shouldn't that be 1.54 cents worth? I keep seeing the non-existent wage gape as women earning only .77c in the dollar......

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    Q: A boy fell off a 100 metre ladder, but was not hurt. How come?
    A: He was on the first step.

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    Q: What is yours, but other people use it more than you do?
    A: Your name.

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    Maybe we should have a riddles section.......?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    Maybe we should have a riddles section.......?
    I give up.

    You off to Silverstone this weekend?
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I give up.
    To get to the other side.

    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    You off to Silverstone this weekend?
    Too expensive, especially when I have a 2 mtr HD screen and Dolby 5.1 at home (with no adverts!)

  8. #3838
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    New Aussie Pickup Line

    A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says,
    "You remind me of my little toe"

    She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
    He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

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    Why do riot police like to get to work early?
    To beat the crowd.
    -Mitch
    'El Burro' 2012 Defender 90.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    Why do riot police like to get to work early?
    To beat the crowd.
    haha

    i'm using that one next time i get pulled over.
    Current Cars:
    2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
    2008 RRS, TDV8
    1995 VS Clubsport

    Previous Cars:
    2008 ML63, V8
    2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
    2002 Disco 2, LS1 conversion

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