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  1. 17th July 2017, 05:54 AM #3851
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    I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
    It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.
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    I'm not ****ing stupid.
    I mean, I used to.
    But I divorced her.
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    How do you make a Pirate angry?
    Take the 'P' out of him.
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  4. 17th July 2017, 07:12 AM #3854
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    Sticker on my divorced daughter's fridge:
    I got a dog for my husband. It was a fair swap.
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  5. 17th July 2017, 07:14 AM #3855
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    What's a pirate's favourite vegetable?
    Aaarrrtichoke!
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    What is Tarzan's favourite food?


    Finch and chimps!
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    Harsh, but probably true

    Probably some nice people in NSW somewhere, maybe
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    By all means get a Defender. If you get a good one, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post
    What is Tarzan's favourite food?


    Finch and chimps!
    I thought he preferred snake and pygmy pie
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    You lot like your jokes how I like my nachos.
    Cheesy.


    Here's one:

    Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
    They'll kill your dog.
    -Mitch
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    Why does Norways Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port they can..... Scandinavian....
    If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
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