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  1. 21st July 2017, 11:10 AM #3871
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    What do we want.


    A cure for Alzheimer.


    When do we want it.


    Beans on toast.
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  2. 21st July 2017, 12:19 PM #3872
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    What do we want.


    A cure for Alzheimer.


    When do we want it.


    Beans on toast.
    What was the question again please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    What was the question again please?
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    The Pirate Captain comes up on deck & ask
    "Eye, Where's me Buccaneers?"

    The First Mate answers
    "On yer Buccan head, holding yer Buccan hat up!"

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    How many ears did Davy Crocket have?
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    .A left ear
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    .A right ear
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    .And a wild fronteer
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  6. 21st July 2017, 07:36 PM #3876
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post
    How many ears did Davy Crocket have?
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    .A left ear
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    .A right ear
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    .And a wild fronteer
    Like Cpt Kirk's Final Front Ear.
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    Clever Americans

    But too lazy to walk to the tap IMHO

    Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    Oh dear, and not even April . How many are going to ask Bunnings for one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    Oh dear, and not even April . How many are going to ask Bunnings for one.
    The Minister for Pointless Purchases, she's going tomorrow.

    She asked if she could get one for her water cooled still.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Why do Swedish ships have barcodes on the side.....?



    So they can SCAN DA NAVY IN
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