Thread: Jokes

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have cattle that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation almost dies when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks,
“And what are those?” The Australian replies, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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Originally Posted by d2dave

Hey guys, this is the jokes thread, not the hearing aids thread.

Lets stick to jokes.

It's no joke when one is out & about & your battery gives up the ghost.

Originally Posted by Tins

About the only thread on all AULRO that doesn't go off topic from time to time is the Word Association Game one.

Hmmm, you’re right - might have to fix that…

Originally Posted by Homestar

Hmmm, you’re right - might have to fix that…

IMHO Posts going "Off Topic" can be a good thing. General Section should not be all about Land Rovers( IMHO) but when you consider interesting Posts other Members have made it becomes (mostly ) a Learning experience about things in general.



I rest me case m'lud.

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Mum! It’s me.
I dropped my phone and broke it, so using my mate’s. Low battery.
I need help.


I took you to the orphanage for a reason.
Stop texting me!

Originally Posted by Homestar

Hmmm, you’re right - might have to fix that…

It can't go off topic because there is none. Word association. Association is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the "associations" people make bewilder me. As some of mine do to others I suspect.

Originally Posted by Tins

It can't go off topic because there is none. Word association. Association is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the "associations" people make bewilder me. As some of mine do to others I suspect.

Wadaya mean? I am the founder of the "Magic Pizza Bakers Association".. Do you believe I paid all that moolah/Joining Fee to some guy & don't exist after all?


Yer kidding me.