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  1. 24th July 2020, 09:48 AM #6191
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    Who's the cruel bastart that put an 's' in 'Lisp'?
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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  2. 24th July 2020, 01:49 PM #6192
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    Who invented the English language? Yacht should be spelt Yot, chasm should be spelt Kasm just to name a few.
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    Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
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    why is a boxing ring square?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post
    Who invented the English language? Yacht should be spelt Yot, chasm should be spelt Kasm just to name a few.
    Yoo meen 'Fyoo' ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    why is a boxing ring square?
    - Probably same reason a good square meal is served on a round plate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Careful, or someone will tell you that is insensitive.
    ... 'inthenthitive' ?


    Good thing thith Forum ith not moderated by the AB Thhee...
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  8. 24th July 2020, 06:52 PM #6198
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    Who invented the English language? Yacht should be spelt Yot, chasm should be spelt Kasm just to name a few.
    Vikings, Normans and Germans, with a little bit of French and Spanish added.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Vikings, Normans and Germans, with a little bit of French and Spanish added.
    Don't forget Latin/Italian
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    arabic too.
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