Jokes

**sashadidi** · 13th February 2023, 05:30 AM

"I followed this Chinese balloon for almost 200 miles only to eventually realize it was bird poop on my windshield."

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**NavyDiver** · 13th February 2023, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by sashadidi

"I followed this Chinese balloon for almost 200 miles only to eventually realize it was bird poop on my windshield."

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Thankfully Airforce didn't see it Sash. The Incoming fire could have spoiled your day mate

**4bee** · 13th February 2023, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Thankfully Airforce didn't see it Sash. The Incoming fire could have spoiled your day mate

If it had been a bit of a wet one you might have thought it was the US action shot.

**Xtreme** · 13th February 2023, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by sashadidi

"I followed this Chinese balloon for almost 200 miles only to eventually realize it was bird poop on my windshield."

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I think the original was posted by Wing Pu.

**sashadidi** · 17th February 2023, 04:57 AM

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**spudfan** · 18th February 2023, 06:04 AM

I was watching something on the television recently and I saw a nurse wearing a hazmat suit. It dawned on me that my wife would look a lot better wearing a hazmat suit than she would wearing lingerie...

**sashadidi** · 18th February 2023, 10:37 AM

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**Tins** · 18th February 2023, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Perhaps the road should be wider?

**scarry** · 18th February 2023, 12:48 PM

**NavyDiver** · 20th February 2023, 05:10 PM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe."

But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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