Thread: Jokes

Should be 10 mm socket

Originally Posted by Hogarthde

Should be 10 mm socket

No such thing.

Why can't you trust atoms?.........They make up everything.

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Why can't you trust atoms?.........They make up everything.

Therefore Car Salespersons are atoms?

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Or my favourite, Rego?

The local Lego shop was having a sale.

People were lined up for blocks!

What's the difference between pink & purple ? ...................grip

Originally Posted by Tins

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Or my favourite, Rego?

My other car is a Haflinger, it's powered by a 650cc two cylinder air cooled motor.
Many years ago, when auto parts shops had racks of spark plug leads in various lengths, I said I need some HT leads, the young bloke took off down the back of the shop, when I caught up to him, he had a bunch of leads in his hand.
I looked at him and said "I only need two", he replied "you should always replace them as a set", "I am" I replied we looked at each other dumbly for a while, he said "HT Holden?" I replied "No high tension leads"

I also remember asking for some part for my Sierra once, the bloke grabbed the spare parts book, remember them, and went straight to the Ford section, after bit I asked " How many Ford Sierra's were brought to Australia?" "Not many" was the reply, after a bit longer I asked " How many Suzuki Sierra's were brought into Australia?" "Lots" he replied, after about another 30 seconds he looked up, looked back at his book, looked up again, and moved on to the Suzuki section.

Tony