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  1. 27th December 2024, 07:29 AM #9051
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    Rinse, and repeat.
    Does this apply to the phenomena of inserting the wrong way 80% of the time - despite it being a 50/50 chance?
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    Hi,
    Sick of being on a regular JW visiting round, a friend installed several hideous Budda statues down his driveway.
    None made it past the second one before an about turn.
    Cheers
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    Q. What is unusual about the Canary Islands

    A. They don't have Canaries.

    Q. What is unusual about the British Virgin Islands

































































    A. They don't have canaries either.
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    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    The Grim Reaper came for me last night

    I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner

    Talk about Dyson with death
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    Did you about the agnostic, dislexic insomniac ? He stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
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    Then after a terrible night, he spent all day wondering why life kept handing him melons.
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    Old MacDonald was dyslexic, I O I O E...


    ( Apologies to the Big Yin ).
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