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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I went to my favourite Mexican restaurant and had the "soup of the day" which is Tequila.
    They never put enough worms in it locally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    They never put enough worms in it locally.
    You just gave me a HUGE case of shivers JT

    In Los Angeles for several days on my ship. Universal studios, The Beach, Stars and more. A quick trip with a carload of sailors to Mexico was great fun, Tacos and a little Tequila. ONE of my crew drank a little too much Tequila. The Tourist Trap got him. In his stupor he thought several hundred tiny shot sized bottles all with a WORM and the cheapest nastiest Tequila you could imagine was a fantastic idea!

    I was shot gun not driving with three passed out crew in the back. At the US boarder gong back to LA the board types said we cannot take more than 10 of the shot sized bottles all with a WORM and the cheapest nastiest Tequila.

    Rousing the three drunks in the back one of whom was upset at the thought of putting all that "shot sized bottles all with a WORM and the cheapest nastiest Tequila" in the bin!

    The board types suggested we pull over to a waiting area and drink them!!!! The Driver was his best mate and agreed yet he couldn't as he was driving. He delegated that to me!!!



    The three in the back were VERY enthusiastic. That all passed out after a few and this black duck was left to drink a lot of little bottles filled with too MANY horrible little worms pickled in ****e Tequila.

    The last time I will EVER drink a WORM

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    There are so many people now that just would not know.
    Uneducated swines!
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