If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get a haircut?
A Barbecue
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Slunnie
~ Discovery II Td5 ~ Discovery 3dr V8 ~ Series IIa 6cyl ute ~ Series II V8 ute ~
A man is out fishing on a quiet Sunday morning when he sees a funeral procession passing over the bridge nearby. He stops, stands up, takes off his hat, and bows his head in a moment of silence until the last car passes.
Another fisherman nearby is impressed. "Wow," he says. "That was a really moving gesture. You must be a very sensitive and honorable man."
The first guy shrugs and puts his hat back on. "Well," he says, "it’s the least I could do. I was married to her for thirty years."
Me: what do you want for Valentines Day?
Her: give me a ring that’s enough
Me: Ok From a landline or mobile?
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You know that you have been married for too long when you notice a mole on your spouse's back has changed and you decide not to tell them.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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