I think I just flew my last international flight.
	
	
		
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				Originally Posted by 
spudfan
				 
			I have never been on an aeroplane.
			
		
	 
 It’s like the bus, but when you get to the bus stop you have to stand in a line and wait, then have someone make sure you’re not a terrorist, then walk miles, wait then get in another line and wait, then shuffle slowly onto the bus, wait, take your seat, wait.  Listen to the drivel about safety, wait, once you’ve finally got underway in a seat that’s a little smaller than the bus seat you’re used to, stay there for hour upon hour without moving.
At the detonation, the bus stops, you wait, disembark, walk miles to get your bag, wait, then battle traffic in a taxi, car or bus/train to get to your destination.
As Tins said - you aren’t missing much.