Doing my bit for the planet

**spudfan** · 17th February 2024, 04:26 AM

I have been known to play the "GREEN" card the odd time to get out of a sticky situation. Take for instance when the Mrs starts flashing those amorous glances and dropping unsubtle hints in the "nookie" line. How does the save the planet thing work here you ask?
Well I argue about all of those calories that would be used and have to be replenished. "Think of all of those methane emitting farting cattle to be turned into burgers to help me get my strength back. All of that processing and transportation. Hard as it is (no pun intended) but we should think of the planet."

**V8Ian** · 17th February 2024, 04:45 PM

The planet?......I thought the expression said think of England.

**p38arover** · 17th February 2024, 05:44 PM

There’s something wrong with you, Spuddy, if you’re trying to get out of doing your husbandly duty. Do you want me to come over and help out?

**V8Ian** · 17th February 2024, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by p38arover

There’s something wrong with you, Spuddy, if you’re trying to get out of doing your husbandly duty. Do you want me to come over and help out?

Can you take your own mower and whipper snipper?

**spudfan** · 17th February 2024, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by p38arover

There’s something wrong with you, Spuddy, if you’re trying to get out of doing your husbandly duty. Do you want me to come over and help out?

Look before you leap....

**spudfan** · 18th February 2024, 10:30 AM

Well I am sorry to say, that as of last night, the planet is doomed

**cuppabillytea** · 18th February 2024, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by V8Ian

The planet?......I thought the expression said think of England.

I'm willing to bet that when Spudddy thinks of England, he gets a migraine that lasts for a week.

**cuppabillytea** · 18th February 2024, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by p38arover

There’s something wrong with you, Spuddy, if you’re trying to get out of doing your husbandly duty. Do you want me to come over and help out?

I think I'll take the Missus back to Emu for a trip down memory lane.

**Tins** · 18th February 2024, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I'm willing to bet that when Spudddy thinks of England, he gets a migraine that lasts for a week.

Possibly longer, depending on which part of the Emerald Isle he inhabits..

**cuppabillytea** · 18th February 2024, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Tins

Possibly longer, depending on which part of the Emerald Isle he inhabits..

He's East of the border with the North, so he'd be feeling the squeeze.

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