Jokes
Noticed the last jokes thread is closed, here is one anyway.
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to
the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of another patient! I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am
sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?
RichardK
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Originally Posted by RichardK
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