Thread: A couple of quick ones :)

NINE MONTHS LATER

* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

* They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

* After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.

* They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.


* "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.


* "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."


* "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."


* The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.

* Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

* They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

* About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.

* It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.

* He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."

* "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and pay her a visit?"

* "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."

* "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"

* Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy.

* I'm afraid I did.

* Why do you ask?"

* "She just died and left me everything."

* (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now
keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

> The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
> body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
>
> No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, "You should
> not be asking eighth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
> parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
> With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
>
> Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again. "Which body part
> increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>
> Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, "Boy, is she
> going to get in big trouble!"
>
> The teacher continued to ignore her and addressed the class. "Anybody?"
>
> Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, "The body
> part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
> eye."
>
> Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." She turned to Mary.
>
> "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty
> mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going
> to be very, very disappointed."
>

I did expect a different ending hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

thanks al,
now take you're pills and off you go to beddybies.

Originally Posted by harry

thanks al,
now take you're pills and off you go to beddybies.

Hmmphh ,just no sense of humour

Originally Posted by fernockulated

Hmmphh ,just no sense of humour

i have got one, but in these situations we have to remain cool and keep clear focus on the big picture