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  1. 25th October 2006, 05:53 AM #1
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    I Know who God is I emailed the Dalai Lama

    Its by pure coincidental mistake I stumbled onto Gods Identity , so I emailed the Dalai Lama to tell him straight away...


    Its...


    JDNSW

    Yep, John he knows everything about everything, and no matter what you post he will correct you in a page of knowledge that only god would know, From the obvious Landrover stuff , but military and everything else.
    He will deny this allegation as not to give up his secret but I think we should test him...
    Me first..
    Oh wise sage in the knowledge of everything How did you create the universe?



    Seriously Johns depth of knowledge is astounding, this is more of a complement John than a jibe..but of course you already new that cause your God
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  2. 25th October 2006, 06:38 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyDawg
    Its by pure coincidental mistake I stumbled onto Gods Identity , so I emailed the Dalai Lama to tell him straight away...


    Its...


    JDNSW

    Yep, John he knows everything about everything, and no matter what you post he will correct you in a page of knowledge that only god would know, From the obvious Landrover stuff , but military and everything else.
    He will deny this allegation as not to give up his secret but I think we should test him...
    Me first..
    Oh wise sage in the knowledge of everything How did you create the universe?



    Seriously Johns depth of knowledge is astounding, this is more of a complement John than a jibe..but of course you already new that cause your God
    You are wrong. I have seen God. She is black.
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  3. 25th October 2006, 06:48 AM #3
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    You are both wrong. Due to a dyslexic scribe 3000 years ago we have been spelling goD's name backwards.

    I have two of them.
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  4. 25th October 2006, 07:56 AM #4
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    Well he has the long flowing white beard, but my upbringing is stopping me from stating and believing what Dawg has posted.

    Besides he's got a thing for Citroens so thats your theory out.

    I think if Land rover, when designing the Defender they went and saw JDNSW to ask his opinion it would most likely be the most popular car on the planet
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  5. 25th October 2006, 08:01 AM #5
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    Sorry all. God died a few weeks ago in a car crash near Perth.
    RIP Peter Brock.
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    as an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church of california, and an atheist, i can categorically confirm that there is no god!
    LAND ROVER;
    HELPING PUT OIL BACK IN THE GROUND FOR 70 YEARS
    CARS DON'T GET ANY "GREENER" THAT.
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    Yep, John he knows everything about everything, and no matter what you post he will correct you in a page of knowledge that only god would know, From the obvious Landrover stuff , but military and everything else.
    He will deny this allegation as not to give up his secret but I think we should test him...
    But he does it in such a nice way & not to be an arrogant knowitall & most of us probably learn a thing or two along the way.

    Long may he post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee
    But he does it in such a nice way & not to be an arrogant knowitall & most of us probably learn a thing or two along the way.

    Long may he post.
    Couldn't have been said any better
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  9. 25th October 2006, 10:34 AM #9
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    G'day John

    Isn't it nice to know that your postings are appeciated by others and that you are respected for your knowledge by your peers, well done John

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    I saw God once.


    He was on the Simpsons - he's bigger than Homer...



    My Dad has just bought another Citroen, a recent C5, very flash!
    This is his fourth since 1980, crikey. I think he has hydraulic fluid for blood.
    They have had a habit of stopping at the most inconvenient times and have cost zillions to fix.

    GQ
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