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  1. 21st December 2006, 01:21 PM #1
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    Santa's check ride.

    With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.

    The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he checks the harness and it looks okay, he checks the sleigh and it is also okay. Then he says, "Santa, lets take it up for a check ride and if everything looks good I'll certify you to fly."

    Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway and just as he's starting his takeoff roll he looks over and notices the inspector has a pump shotgun on his lap.

    "Hey! What's the shotgun for!?" Santa yells.

    The inspector says, "Well, Santa, I'm really not supposed to tell you this, but there is going to be an engine failure on takeoff."
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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  2. 21st December 2006, 01:39 PM #2
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    Ooh Dear
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleHo


    Ooh Deer
    Fixed it for you
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    Might tell the kids that one.
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  5. 21st December 2006, 09:14 PM #5
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    Well Ruldophs gonna have more than a red nose
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  6. 21st December 2006, 09:38 PM #6
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    The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.
    One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the
    low doorway as he entered the stable.

    "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

    "Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek."
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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  7. 22nd December 2006, 09:38 AM #7
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    hope it wasn't the critical deer
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  8. 22nd December 2006, 10:34 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graz
    hope it wasn't the critical deer
    Well none of them have brains......................................now
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  9. 22nd December 2006, 12:33 PM #9
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    Ruldof the red a***d reindeer................. well you can imagine the rest of that jingle
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