Thread: Stop Alien Abductions

Yes,
The link works, but I doubt the helmet does, as I've never seen anyone wearing one.
Methinks they were abducted by aliens
Well, it IS late.

Read the "testimonials"....

So gladwrap doesn't work

I just use Alfoil. Works for me....

Originally Posted by dm_td5

So gladwrap doesn't work

No Gladwrap is not a goer, however Aluminium works best, you need to surround your entire body with either Aluminium foil to avoid abduction or just craft yourself up and wear a helmet, if your just after mind control defuser.

The rest of this post is hidden if you can read it you are worthy of knowing the truth.

There is an alternative to these silly and not so fashionable fashion fopars. I presume it must be quite hard for you Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne based users to step out on the street wearing head to toe tin foil. Afterall it isn't very fashionable for the modern day Metrosexual male, is it?

Bloody poofters and wierdoes the whole lot of ya

Guys, buy a Defender, Series, D2 or D3 RangeRover(from P38a and afterwards) and drive it.
Ask any of these owners if they have been abducted by aliens, the answer would be NO.

Rover knew of these abductions since the early 50's and quickly developed a vehicle crafted from aluminium to prevent abductions, naturally the aliens wanted more subjects to anal probe and ARTC chip (don't ask). To keep VIP's safe and still retane the 0.1% culling of the population per solar system year. (necessary to keep the interstellar peace treatie and avoid war) Land Rover raised the pricing of there products just slightly out of reach of the modern day citizen, this was necessary to protect all V.I.P's, military persons and essential person's from being abducted in the 0.1%. and still having a few "little fish" to through back into the pond.
With progress comes problems, with the invention of the Land Rover things were looking good for us humans. The cullers however had a secret weapon. Still unknown how the alien abductors found a way to disable the Aluminium protection offered to us Land Rover owners and a few lost souls were lost to these 845tards. The population went mad, thus sales dropped, LR had to devise a new way of protecting it's customers (the smarter portion of the worlds population)
The answer was simple, still keep the Aluminium protection but use it in conjunction with multiple radio wave jamming devices, the military had been using these frequency jammers with success for years now it was Land Rovers turn. Thus the experimental Lucas technologies based Land Rovers of the mid 90's were developed, the P38a. This was the first of a stage of vehicles and used the complex electricals to provide a frequency jamming net to protect the occupants from the "Beam me up" or "stairway to heaven" syndromes. The theory was officially put to production with the Discovery, upgraded and further developed in the D3, RR and RRS models.

You know know as much as me, so if I go, you go as well. This is a factual post from a essential member of the worlds population.

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Just don't cross over to Toymotors, or Nissabishi's etc

Thats what I said drive a landy and you'll be O.K drive a Toymota or a Nissobushi and you are in the Alien Sigmoidascope lotto

This is why the Toymotta drivers need big comfie seats , cause their bums are sore.


And where the phrase "In space no one can hear you scream" originated from

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

they want the majority of so called "normal" people to do their probing and testing on (more consistent results, better control group for research etc). Just don't cross over to Toymotors, or Nissabishi's etc

Those poor B45t4rds,


Do you think the aliens would have the decency to at least give Tomo Joe average a bit of a "reach around" whilst the probing is in action?

It's probably one of the better scams that I have seen, it preys on those members of society who are already on the edge of sanity and it is almost legitimate in comparison to the pathetic nigerian oil scams.

Bloody Troppo the lot of them.

Blitz