What have idiots done to you, what have you done back.

**Blknight.aus** · 19th January 2007, 01:34 PM

This isnt ment to be a road rage enhancer but here goes..

When you've crossed paths with an idiot and theyve done something what have you done back?

Yes I know turn the other cheek is the way to go but sometimes you just cant and its time for some harmless eye for an eye... (cutting brake lines while worth it for the look on their faces IS not the kind of thing Im talking here)

IVe got a couple but one of my faves was the letting the tyres down incident..

After getting cat and moused by someone who would pass me, slow down make me slow down get overtaken cause I didnt want to do 90 I wanted to do 100, repeat ad infanitum... I pulled into a servo, I thought he needed fuel too as he pulled in behind me and a truck eventually pulled in behind him,

while doing a driver reviver he let down one of my tyres and came in to abuse me and it was at that point that a truck pulled in behind him effectively blocking him. I think his intent was to come in abuse, gloat and roar away...

I went out, inflated the tyre while he torrented abuse at the rather unsmall truckie to reverse out so he could leave, I took the inflator back to the attendant (you had to put a $10 deposit on it because of the # that had been stolen) and handed him the 4 valve stems that Id removed from mr idiots tyres, he smirked at me. As I left I politely interupted the idiots one sided loosing battle with the truckie pointed out he now had a couple of flats and have a nice day.

**Outlaw** · 19th January 2007, 01:51 PM

haha nice work... i've thought a few times about having a bucket behind me with water balloons filled with something messy to throw at the bastards when they cut you off... was thinking brake fluid but would probably eat through the rubber

**Phoenix** · 19th January 2007, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Outlaw

haha nice work... i've thought a few times about having a bucket behind me with water balloons filled with something messy to throw at the bastards when they cut you off... was thinking brake fluid but would probably eat through the rubber

Paint stripper would be nice if you could get it to stay in the baloons

**CraigE** · 19th January 2007, 03:03 PM

Maybe fill your car from his bowser.

Get another truck to park in front after you move your car and then take the truck drivers for a beer for an hour or so.

**EchiDna** · 19th January 2007, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Outlaw

haha nice work... i've thought a few times about having a bucket behind me with water balloons filled with something messy to throw at the bastards when they cut you off... was thinking brake fluid but would probably eat through the rubber

I put this in the box with cutting brake lines - letting down someones tyres aint gonna cause an accident and it's highly unlikely to get you into trouble with mr plod... throwing something at a car could cause anything when the driver is temporarily blinded/distracted etc...

some of you may remember this story from about 12 years ago in Melbourne - a university lecturer of mine died (no fault of his) when a fist sized rock crashed through his windscreen and crushed his chest while driving. It was just kids playing about on an overpass, but he died and a family has no father because of it.

I know you aint really about to start lobbing brake fluid at people, but still, you never know who is reading this!

**Utemad** · 19th January 2007, 03:19 PM

Geez this is my favourite game

I do it all the time but one of the better ones was a guy that I worked with having a go at me for something. I forget exactly what it was but basically he was one level above me (but not my direct supervisor) and no one liked him so I let him have it. He said during the arguement that as he was higher than me that if any **** came of it I'd be the one sacked. Anyway I took all the info and photos of some of his shoddy work (he worked quick and dodgy to get the job done so he could go home early) and handed it to the head of the depot. They took it seriously but never said anything to him (he was the golden boy according to the office guys but they didn't know what we field staff knew about his work). Anyway as our company did nothing about it I let slip about his practices to an employee of the company we contracted to. He was sacked that very day and I got his job

**MacMan** · 19th January 2007, 04:42 PM

some of you may remember this story from about 12 years ago in Melbourne - a university lecturer of mine died (no fault of his) when a fist sized rock crashed through his windscreen and crushed his chest while driving. It was just kids playing about on an overpass, but he died and a family has no father because of it.

I remember that. It was on the Eastern Freeway near Fairlea prison. He made it to Hoddle St and died. They got the sh!thead kids too.

The irony was that it was a Vovlo.

**hiline** · 19th January 2007, 04:58 PM

When you've crossed paths with an idiot and theyve done something what have you done back?

well used to smack their ****ing heads in

but now days i've gotten smarter

so i just grab their ignitions keys and throw them anywhere

then turn around and tell them to try driving like a idiot now

**dmdigital** · 19th January 2007, 05:06 PM

Years back some idiots drove through our camp site one night at about 2am, drunk and skylarking. Next morning at about 6am we found their camp sight, set up a tennis ball cannon, right next to their tent and ... BOOM!
Cured their hangover in one go, collapsed the tent and we were all gone by the time they knew what way was up.

Didn't see them again until they drove very slowly and carefully out past our camp site a few hours later.

**discowhite** · 19th January 2007, 05:58 PM

tyre wheel balances out the window works.
how many of thoes are there on the road?

cheers phil

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