Thread: Valentines Day - Flowers ! !

I think you'll find the flowers a ** cough cough ** more rewarding option

Mine got nothing.She knows after 31 years that I don't believe in this rubbish.

Mike

She's being very loving and making me my drinks as I use the computer.

Mike

either way better than mine.

Like most girls she said "no you don't have to get anything for valentines...".

Thought F*ck flowers and bought her something I thought she would appreciate, a day in a day spa 200+ bucks and what response do I get:

"i thought you were going to buy something for my bike".

She has a road bike and a mountain bike all fitted out i really don't know what she wanted for them...

I have found flowers to be nearly as good a pantie droipper as cherry vodka.

if i bought my wife flowers she'd ask me

what her name was

We'll I've just been out for a candle light dinner for 4.

We got out just in time too... little one going off and big one starting to get restless.

I thought the highlight was grabbing a ornamental elephant (indian rest), holding one arm up (as a trunk) and making elephant sounds at the top of her voice (until we intervened).

Memorable anyway.

my wife doesn't believe in Valentines day, I used to buy her flowers and things but she didn't appreciate them so I stop buying them, been married 21 years.