Thread: My propensity for buying faulty goods continues.

Originally Posted by p38arover

My wife pointed at me when it came up.

Don't worry Ron, Fran points at me all the time...…..usually followed by a strong verbal volley......

Originally Posted by Eevo

simple solutions. either buy smaller shoes or have a sex change.

do your feet shrink when you have a sex change?

Wouldn't that depend on which direction the change went? Men tend to have bigger feet.

I got off the bike last week and could hear an odd sound as I walked.

I know, it was your arse seam just split open or you had just **** your pants, roight?

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

do your feet shrink when you have a sex change?

in theory, with the hormones, yes

Q. How do you make a Hormone?


A. Don't pay her.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Q. How do you make a Hormone?


A. Don't pay her.

Crikey 4x, that one's older than you.

Yep probably 58i, I seem to recall me ole granpappy telling me about Horemones, or was it Hores? Or was it Hooers?




The olde ones are the best, although I'm not sure that applies to Hooers though.

Maybe you can enlighten me?