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  1. 4th May 2007, 08:40 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm View Post
    When you were in the armed forces you probably, after a couple of bottles of rum, would have proposed marriage after waking up next to her. And when you got back on the mess deck, your ship mates would have been pointing and giggling.
    Would have to be at least a couple of bottles no less (bundy of course). At least you would have an excuse.
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  2. 4th May 2007, 08:46 PM #22
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    Met P Hanson a few years back doing a shoot, she was all dressed up in a frock. Didn't say anything about politics, scrubbed up alright.

    Scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abaddonxi View Post
    Met P Hanson a few years back doing a shoot, she was all dressed up in a frock. Didn't say anything about politics, scrubbed up alright.

    Scary.

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    Simon. You are a very sick man. Doctor Shorty prescribes more beer. NOW.

    Trouble is, I agree. P H, actually is an attractive woman. Just, can't find any thing in her head. Oh, hell, now I need more beer.

    My older brother is even quirkier.
    He want's to woohoo, P H, but, only out of spite.

    Have I mentioned, we have a white sheep in the family, but we don't like to talk much about, what's his face. you understand.

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    G'day Folks

    In those days Shorty943 would probably been drinking the old "Inner Circle" rum 186 US proof,like we used to get from the Moore Park wet mess you could loose DAYS on that stuff and a lamp post was a marrage prospect

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobHay View Post
    Put it this way Dobbo....If You, me and her were all on a deserted island.....you would finish up pregnant
    Please explain???
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  6. 4th May 2007, 09:54 PM #26
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    Go buy your mates friend and PH 1 way tickets to Bagdad, then you cant get done for murder as you can say they were serving their country.

    At least if they came back they would both have a broader veiw of the world.
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  7. 4th May 2007, 09:55 PM #27
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    And by the way Inner circle is discusting stuff but I recon you could run a car on it.
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    Mcrover, Bagdhad, now what have they ever done to you to deserve that.


    Inner Circle? Next you will be accusing me of drinking Red Mmmm. I can't even type that word.
    Sir, (pause for effect) Mothers family hail from England's South Coast.

    Cornwall, Penzance, Pirates, Captain Morgan DARK, if you please.

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    What about that other rum, Spice Rum!

    interesting start, but what exactly is shorty saying she is a dumb as dog shxt , an oxygen thief, should have been drowned at birth, and exactly what is an aussie redneck?
    yank rednecks i have met over there, they are different but what makes an aussie one?

    Mmm makes me think this could be the start of another thread, 'for people I would like to meet and why?'

    Why not?


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  10. 6th May 2007, 03:15 PM #30
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    I can recall P. Hanson complaining about the "Muslim Terrorists", on the news.
    She was reminded that not all Muslim's are terrorists.
    Her immediate come back was, "of course the Christian Muslim's are alright."

    This was the way the dinner conversation went all night.


    Mate, I CAN SWITCH THE TELLY OFF. (See Shorty bang his head against a hard thing because its dumb voice still wont go away.)


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