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  1. 1st July 2007, 10:47 AM #1
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    a HICLONE the REALLY works!

    borrowed from 4x4mthly

    New to the Australian market - the Bundy HiClown!

    Guaranteed* to give you:

    ~ 40% - 90% power increase
    ~ 15% - 28% displacement increase
    ~ 7.5% - 31% less fuel consumption
    ~ will find your lost remote controls and car keys
    ~ walks your dog when you're too exhausted
    ~ friendly, child-safe design
    ~ bus stop conversation start with hot chicks (or blokes, if that's your thing)
    ~ doubles as a romantic candle lit dinner holder
    ~ comes in a range of sizes

    Buy now! Only $187.24 a set - or three monthly payments of only $99.95

    Add $72.34 for postage/handing/insurance (sharp edges, puts the insurance price up).





    * Depending on your application (vehicle type, NA/turbo induction, number of wheels, your mental condition and level of guillability) results may vary.
    When placing an ordering, please specify where your rego papers and spare keys are stored - our development pool is running low.
    By placing an order you indemnify us from responsibility for any or all of the following: paper cuts, public transport inconvenience, irrational fear of beards, unexpected results and/or damages to your vehicle.
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    thats tops!

    cheers phil
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  2. 1st July 2007, 11:30 AM #2
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    Put me down for 2
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  3. 1st July 2007, 01:05 PM #3
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    I would need some fair dinkum testimonials (especially the claims about the chicks at the bus stop) before I would part with the cash.
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  4. 1st July 2007, 01:08 PM #4
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    It wouldn't work on the Red Terror Chenz, it doesn't have a Reschs label
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  5. 1st July 2007, 05:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by numpty View Post
    It wouldn't work on the Red Terror Chenz, it doesn't have a Reschs label
    I have been known to have a Bundy in the winter.
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  6. 1st July 2007, 07:20 PM #6
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    I think you need to contact Demtel or take it to B&S balls.

    In both cases you would sell a heap and just make sure that one of the forms they need to fill in to buy one is a rego transfer form and a letter saying you have access to their bank accounts.

    I know plenty of people in the B&S scene that would love them...
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  7. 1st July 2007, 09:02 PM #7
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    Ahh! Wonderful! Wonderful!

    I haven't stopped ****ing myself for 2 hours now!

    I don't know whether to to show it to the clown at work, who bought a real one for his Clownjero, or not!

    cheers Chazza
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  8. 3rd July 2007, 12:35 PM #8
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    Someone made my suggestion, how nice...

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