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    Looking for a job?

    Friday July 6, 12:04 AM
    Durex looking for a condom tester

    An Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job - condom tester.
    Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.
    The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.
    One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1,000 bonus.
    Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.
    "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," he said.
    "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?"
    One thing's for sure - it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.
    To apply, visit the company's website at www.durex.com.au.



    here is an opportunity for the unemployed!!!




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    haha gold

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    Maybe this guy could apply
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    Do you get an offical card for when you are out doing your work
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    Great, only have to work 3 minutes a day.
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    yep... 3 minutes worth of work

    one for testing the setup to make sure it works

    one for the initial data to get a base line

    and one to confirm.

    of course getting to do it 3 times could be problematic.
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    The good jobs always go to some knob !
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    I guess if you get the job one could put it on your CV for further jobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by LandyAndy View Post
    I guess if you get the job one could put it on your CV for further jobs
    Andrew
    While on the subject of jobs, do they include any of the flavoured edible products in their sample range.
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