Thread: New job

Originally Posted by disco_thrasher

As of today i am the Work place health and safety manager for Meriton construction,i have finally moved up from been a officer ,so tonight i will be blowing the froth of a lot of cold ones

Congrats, but....

Do you have to fill in a risk assessment before getting ****ed now though? Or teach yourself how to fall off the bar stool safely?

Congratulations mate.
Now, like the rest of us, when some fool screws up.

IT'S YOUR FAULT.


Shorty.

LOL...no i have the neccesary tickets for that very well qualified in that job,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i see it as more money to spend on the disco

Good on you mate, Ive got to give it to guys that can deal with all the red tape, it drives me nuts as Im not meant to be the safety officer but the bloke who is meant to do it just doesnt.

So before you have that beer:

- First you need to write an SOP on how to drink beer

- Then you need someone to sign you off that you can competently drink beer.

- If you spill some beer you will need to fill out an incedent report and god forbid you drop the glass and it breaks as you will need to get all your senior advisors together to go over the whole procedure so it wont happen again.

By the time you get to your beer, it has only taken a week of paper work.

Got to love OH&S these days but the paper trail is to protect everyones **** from being sued more than safety it self but still it does do a lot to get employers to spend the money on safety and has created plenty of jobs to be able to wade through all the paper work.

Congratulations

Cheers
Simon

well done mr saftey officer i ment manager

Originally Posted by dullbird

well done mr saftey officer i ment manager

thanks mrs dull-bird LOL

I hope you have the MSDS for that beer.

Beware it's a dose dependant toxicity hazard.