Thread: Bunnings Scam

Further to Rovernaut's warning (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=41396) (and now that I've climbed back on my chair) I thought I'd better pass on this warning I received just recently:

It reads:

Guys, beware of a Bunning's scam going around!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.

Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading the stuff you've just purchased at Bunnings.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start making out with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral intercourse on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Beware…

I don't get it...this is what I found down at Melville Bunnings this morning.

Hey Gascoigne, are you sure they were girls.