Thread: Calling for Help from the female members ??

some bedroom toys and maybe some of that edible chocolate stuff

would make for a interesting night at home


sorry mate i'm not good at the pressy seen either

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

OK...so what about one of the ones you put in a chair and it massages your whole back then

Yeah we tried one of those at the 4x4 show last year at Geoffs shed, very neice......

Originally Posted by hiline

some bedroom toys and maybe some of that edible chocolate stuff

would make for a interesting night at home


sorry mate i'm not good at the pressy seen either

Its funny you say that bud, I was in Mt.Gambier the other day and walked past the sex shop, didnt go in becasue I was with a male mate.....and thats just not right two blokes going into a sex shop together......(not that I have anything against that sort of thing)

Originally Posted by amshaw

Its funny you say that bud, I was in Mt.Gambier the other day and walked past the sex shop, didnt go in becasue I was with a male mate.....and thats just not right two blokes going into a sex shop together......(not that I have anything against that sort of thing)

i wouldn't go in either well not with a male mate

Originally Posted by amshaw

Oh I should have also said we Live out in the sticks, a 4hr drive to Melbourne.

Marie has type 1 diabetes, so chocolate's is a good idea but sugar free chocolate's are crap

I bought two drums of oil for both our cars ie 2x20L drums......would that do?? Of course i would wrap them up first.....

I do remember marie looking at one of those small hand held back massarge thingos at Harvey Norman the other day.....it looks liks a car because it has four leg things that light up and vibrate..... Sorry not going there you sicko's .

We dont need anymore white goods, everything has been replaced in the last few years.

We need a new shed, but thats pushing my luck.....

I can see whats going to happen, I will take Marie down to the shops on Monday (Her Birthday) and just stay there until she/we find something.......please keep the ideas coming people thanks.

Oh and for those who said sky diving and the like......I would Love that but Marie isnt so keen, (read, you must be joking, are you mad etc etc !)

Ive been through all the junk mail, but no luck there either......I dont to get her something that will just sit in the cubard, ie a elec wine cooler etc....

Sorry to hear more bad news from you amshaw.

Commiserations to you after the beating that you will likely get.

Maybe just play possum and pretend you forgot the birthday as the end result will not be painless .

If she cooks buy her a good knife, something like a Wusthof 20cm cook's knife, get most expensive one, blade is about 5cm deep at the heel.

Do what I'm doing for wife this year, take all of the digital photos that get taken but never printed up and get them printed on paper. Never have to worry about losing the hard drive again.

Ipod and stock it with her favourite songs.

Cheers
Simon.

Thanks again for the ideas........But Ive got some bad news....As of 20:00 tonight marie has no Longer got a Job, just what we need just before her birthday and dont know if we can stay with IVf etc.

oh by the way havent got her a gift yet.......Guess I may need to do the Old "Tap on the shoulder" and see if that will do

Originally Posted by amshaw

Thanks again for the ideas........But Ive got some bad news....As of 20:00 tonight marie has no Longer got a Job, just what we need just before her birthday and dont know if we can stay with IVf etc.

oh by the way havent got her a gift yet.......Guess I may need to do the Old "Tap on the shoulder" and see if that will do

Sorry to hear about the job.

I know two couples who tried the IVF. It took a lot of courage but they were rewarded with children.

All the best,

Barry