Thread: pet brag!!!

Just 2 Border Collies Tim and Tam a long time defacto relationship. Also a dozen finches. The finches really suck you in, nice sound to wake up to every morning

Originally Posted by landyfromanuthaland

Sorry out doing u in the pet department, ...

I feel I must post in on this thread - you have all got it wrong!

I have 2 slaves and 1 buddy, my buddy is Daphne Dee Pug (Qushu Summer Spalsh) and she is also a Pug, who thinks she is actually a "Cattle Pug" and I also have a few girlfriends like the Mexican bitch next door (Chiuauha) and it's a good thing I don't have to pay maintenance on the Chugs!!!

My slaves are Diana and our other house mate (slave) is Mike. They are slaves, because you don't find us going out to buy their food, or preparing breakfast, or buying medicines or taking them to the doctor. The list goes on!!!

Part of Diana's duties are to feed us an take us on our rounds to check out who has been around (you can find that out by sniffing at the bottoms of trees and my particular fav, lamp-posts). I am not having any of this being stuck inside so have our own door so we can get to our special spots - you know what I mean!!!

She must also chauffeur us in the car to the farm in our own special seats with seatbelts, so we can check out the cows. She must also come when I call if I'm locked out in the front yard.

Just so that I keep her in control I give her special dances when she comes home from work and I check up on her when she is wasting time on the computer talking about chauffeur things.

So just remember, we are not pets you are our servants.

Woof
Douglas E Pug (Hamzak Raiders Rule)

P.S Diana can finish taking dictation now!