Thread: October jokes

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a
password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous
mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud
as he typed.....

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:












***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***