hows about
'ya bloody scallywag'
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hows about
'ya bloody scallywag'
frog and toad :D
No Wuccas:o
Cheers Dean.
Time to hit the farter
u nong
If brains was dynamite u wouldnt have enuff to blow your ears off
She can talk under water with a mouthfull of marbles
Stuff me roaming
Technicolor yawn
Chunda
Pickle me grandmother
Be up that like a rat up a drainpipe
If she had as many hanging out as what shes had in she,d be a porcupine
Struth
Stone the bloody crows
On me pat malone
Bang the bishop on the head
Me back teeth are floatin
Stuck like a shag on a rock
off like a brides nightie :o
Either that or just targetted at Dobbo :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by EchiDna
Get Faaaaaarrrrkkkkkeeeeddddd:angel:
...as happy as a one legged lezzo on a pogo stick
...as busy as a one armed taxi driver with crabs
... been up and down like a lift driver's ar3e h*le
... going off like a frog in a sock
... as dumb as a box of hammers
... ugly as a hatful of ....
drongo
throbbin like a stocking full of grasshoppers.
could eat **** on a stick only I dont like wood.
as cunning as a ****house rat.
would shag a rat on a chain with sore eyes.
could eat the arrse out of a ragdoll.
fits like a finger in a bum.
black as a bats arrse.