Forgotten Aussie slang and one liners

" shut ya cakehole "
" put some dead horse on ya pie "
" want a kick in the ring gear "
" shut ya trap "
" your arms painted on "
" as useless as tits on a bull "
" bangers and mash "
" not enough room to swing a cat "
" couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dead dogs ar$e "
" dumb as dog **** "

gotta love bein an aussie :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by wannalandy

" shut ya cakehole "
" put some dead horse on ya pie "
" want a kick in the ring gear "
" shut ya trap "
" your arms painted on "
" as useless as tits on a bull "
" bangers and mash "
" not enough room to swing a cat "
" couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dead dogs ar$e "
" dumb as dog **** "

gotta love bein an aussie :thumbsup:

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Sorry English/Irish/Scottish slang

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Originally Posted by Redback

Sorry English/Irish/Scottish slang

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bummer :( thought it was aussie cos the old man said it heaps :D

sheila (female)
cow cocky (cattle farmer)
drongo (an reference to someone who is an idiot)
ute (equivilent to an American pickup)
slab (carton of beer)

Someone should compile all the ones we remember and release them gradually to the foreigners, maybe andy he started it!
who are probably reading this post with quizzical looks on their dials.



john

Words like "dude" etc are banned in our house as is any American style type dressing. Nothing against the Yanks but that is there culture, around here it is mate or bloke :D

Regards

Stevo

I dont like the Americanization thats taking over, I aint no ****ing yank and sure as **** dont talk like one or watch too many of movies, I see it in the young teenagers becoming for more prevelent these days, white boys dont call each other ***** or bitch? or do they? whats with this caper?

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Originally Posted by landyfromanuthaland

Whats some of the good ones we dont hear anymore and we best be politically correct to a certian degree, what makes an Aussie an Aussie,:wheelchair::twobeers::tease::bangin:

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Fair crack of the whip, Andy. Once in a blue moon, you will get off your *rse and havago.Where the blazes do you get this bulls*it - the other side of the Black Stump. Fair dinkum mate you are unbelievable - some would say a sandwich short of a picnic - but us blokes reckon you are the best thing since tinned beer.:D

If ya carnt understand all this, then...

...you're a bl00dy dubbo! ya bogan!

Mum's sister had a car called a Rolls Cnardley...

Cnardley get up a hill....

GQ

A dingo's breakfast (quick p*ss and a look around)

Another I have not heard since I was a kid, "We had one and the wheel fell off!"
(Never did know what that really meant, other than bad luck)