Forgotten Aussie slang and one liners

ave a ganda getaloada

crook as Rookwood (cemetary in Sydney)

dead set

good sort

fair crack a the whip

as black as ya Rs

"Get a black dog up ya" to this day dont know the origins of that little pearler

Regards

Stevo

rare as rocking horse poo.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an bumkicking competition.
lower than a snakes bum.

I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.

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rare as rocking horse ****.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an arsekicking competition.
lower than a snakes arrse.
I'm so randy I'd ferk a black snake with a festered arrse if someone would hold the head.
I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.
She's so pretty, I'd eat a yard of her **** to get the smell of her bum.

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:eek: must be a Queensland thing.....never heard them b4 ( except the first one )

many of the ones already mentioned ( not those above ) ae also common in NZ .......

beyond the Black Stump .....
and the proverbial "three dog night"
I couldn't give a fat rat's crack

Flat out, like a toad on the road.

Cheers, Mick

Flat out like a lizard drinking
Rare as hen's teeth

"Suck me sideways" :D

Regards

Stevo

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rare as rocking horse ****.
as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
as busy as a one legged man in an arsekicking competition.
lower than a snakes arrse.
I'm so randy I'd ferk a black snake with a festered arrse if someone would hold the head.
I could eat a horse and chase it rider.
I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throats been cut.
as sick as ten dogs.
She's so pretty, I'd eat a yard of her **** to get the smell of her bum.

:eek: must be a Queensland thing.....never heard them b4 ( except the first one )

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Hmm dunno about being QLD, more likely common to those mums and dads who are really brothers and sisters, you know that kinda scary place out whoop whoop,:eek:

Regards

Stevo

Should be included in the imigration handout.

Look up this song,

six pack short, by the Sunny Cowgirls.

Easo

RN'ers - Worscestershire Sauce
Blood - Tomato Sauce
Blurters - green peas for pies
pi**ed as three shearers
dry as an Arab's fart
can fight like a shearer's cook
about as clean as an Afghan's underpants
Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down (bosses instruction to a green truckie)
Soup sandwich - meat pie
donkey man - Merchant Navy term for a fitter and turner
golden rivet - as in "take her down the tiller flat and show her the golden rivet"
tobermories - big wild bullocks, from Tobermory Station on the Qld. /NT border
mermaids - weight of loads inspectors ( c***ts with scales)
lie docket or swindle sheet - truckies log book
beans - pills taken by truckies, also called make-a-mile lollies
watchmaker's or Irish screwdriver - large ball pein hammer
mad mick - pick
kelly - axe
banjo - shovel
fat as a butcher's dog
thin as boarding house stew
sin bosun - seagoing term for a clergyman
proctologist's mate - ship's steward (usually but not always gay)
chippy - originally a shipwright, but now a carpenter as well
felt more *****s than a second-hand dartboard
up & down like a whore's knickers
full as a catholic school
full as a drover's deep freeze
tired as a drover's dog
skinny as a gin's leg
"did you go through to Central or hop off at Hornsby" - old Sydney means of enquiring how well a mate did on a date with a sheila.