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excellent shorty!Quote:
Originally Posted by shorty943
:clap2::twobeers:
been there, how unbelievably ridiculous is that?
...a bunch of people that basically dont like each other and try and get them to be 'pals'......
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa:D:D:D
GQ
Now Graham, there's a lot of positive energy in the room, feel that energy - let's harness it and use it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quiggers
Shorty, Dawg is your friend, you trust him, and he will trust you - now let go and he will catch you.
Everyone else - look for a fork to stab yourself in the neck with - its more productive and makes more sense:D:D
Make sure you walk around with a manila folder under your arm, and an "I can't talk right now I'm too busy" look on your face.....the Penski file....:)
People will leave you alone!!!!
You need a Dawg cam set up following you around, so we can all see the exact moment that the blood vessles pop in the top of your neck, your hands form fists and everyone inbetween you and the Defender get decked.
Having mates who work for themselves I envy them and the time they have to themselves.
I'll go 4 months 5 days
Ahh yes, the office coffee!Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDawg
I think most of us cubicle dwellers drink far too much coffee, I know I do!
I did try to wean myself slowly a while back from double espresso down through mocha chocka latte ;) but alas, back to espresso within days:D
Good luck with day two!:)
I like them, I drink them but I'm embarassed to buy them. It just sounds like a Kharma Sutra move preferred by Sydney's East suburnians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ralph1Malph
Last time I bought one from the expresso bar down the road from work this was the convo between the shop owner and a bloke in front of me
I have changed the names
Cecil: Hi Frank
Frank: Hiiiiiiiii
Cecil: Could I have a Mocha Chocka Latte please precious
Frank: Surrrrrre pettle, I love your hair
Cecil: Yesss, I got it cut and an SBC last week...............
Frank: Did Bruce do you?
Cecil: Yes, he's such a bitch, he pulled me off just a bit to quick, I've been red all week.
Frank: Yes I get his partner Marice to wax me, he's just so tender with his spactular.
At this point I decided to get a Cappacino instead (cause Cecil's throth is just the best)
:D
Go http://www.bull****bingo.net/cards/bull****/ and download a sheet for meetings.
Swear filter works too well, you'll have to replace the **** with another word for faeces
:D:D:D
Martyn
And if you leave, you can say "you are aware that Penski is interested in me"Quote:
Originally Posted by MickS
Ta ta, ta tay:D
Well halfway through week 3 of training.....driving around in aircon isn't so bad:D:D
Got my ex labourer a job with me as my site labourer /handyman..all is good so far..
the calouses on my finger tips came off in lumps:confused:..my hands haven't been subject to cement and the cracks have all healed up..might try foreplay again:D:D
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDawg
Builders don't do the foreplay bit?