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this is a waste of mine [and your ] intellectual skills
now inc fill this richard head in.
ok i retracted the expletive.
what i don't understand is how many of us responded to this.
oh, p'raps i'm grumpy 'cause santa hasn't comfirmed my delivery.
ooh, will that save me fuel????????????
Keith, I am presently doing business with Lotsa Muller in Nigeria,,,,Is he a relation ???
He is the Minister for Finance there and is going to transfer $26,000,000 into my bank account just as soon as I give him another $50,000.
As soon as my money comes thru,,,could I be your Australian Distributor for this brilliant snake oil smelling invention.....How much money do you require upfront for the sole Australian franchise??
Hi just thought I would weigh in.
One in every inlet port saves me 10 % each that totals 50%!!! But the triple plate picnic set, over head fox tails and louvres all round have also helped with a further 10% saving. Let me also say that my Chrome seat rollers and the Oakley sticker on the back not only look sic but generate extra power!!!. I will be available to carry out special order vehicles such as mine over the next few months. Just send account deatils, next of kin and a copy of your last will and house deeeds to secure a place before the new year. PM me if you are petty about ABM etc.
Biggest tool gos in the drivers seat.
Yes, that's what he's selling. And it works in petrol or diesel. And to top it all off, it sounds like a pyramid scheme too, so we can ALL get rich from it. He's sold me ... :Rolling:
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Hello
It works equally well in either petrol or diesel...
There is two ways of doing it. Either go directly to my webpage and purchase the product, or you could sigh up yourself and go the MLM route. All you need is 6 people and you will start to make money.
I was actually told about this product 2 years ago, but never bother as I thought it was another internet fly by night story.
A year ago this same friend tried to convince me again, but I never bit, as I have NEVER, NEVER EVER found a product that actually does as advertised. Most, if not all, until this product never did a thing.
A month ago, after much pestering I reluctantly tried it.
In my job as a building contractor, my 110 does the same routes with the same loads every day, so I knew to the litre how much each fill up was, and how many km I could get.
On my first tank I improved by 6%, and on my second by 10%.
Strangely enough, that is exactly their gain they promise.
The product is in the form of a pill that is dropped into the tank. Each pill costs about US$2, and each pill treats up to 65litre.
The exciting thing about this is that it is a MLM company which means that as you grow your downline so it makes money.
There are 2 really great things about this...
1. You don’t have to leave your job to get this one going
2. Everyone who owns a car really does need this!
MLM has a very bad name in our country, mainly because they tried to sell you products you either didn’t need, or didn’t want! Either way it was a losing battle.
With this product, if you own a car, you really DO need it, so is a much easier sell!
E mail me if you like on: keithm@adept.co.za
This is the web address:
http://www.keithmuller.myffi.biz/
This is actually huge in the UK and I have someone there who can contact you should you need someone on your front door.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any further enquiries
Sincerely
Keith
PYRAMID selling last time i looked that was illegal.
naughty naughty.
shifty bit of spamming, mods where are you?
john
awww - don't lock the thread. It's been fun!
Don't reckon anyone from here is likely to sign up (please don't anyone prove me wrong) :(
Capsule Keith quoted this to Mojo,,,
"This is actually huge in the UK and I have someone there who can contact you should you need someone on your front door."
With his first sale I hope he buys an atlas