Saving 10% on fuel bill

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Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

MOD HAT ON
he hasnt done anything yet!
MOD HAT OFF
and this is way too funny to stop just yet:p,,,

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Yes this is pretty funny......
come back Keith! :wasntme:

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Originally Posted by JohnE

mods where are you?

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rolling in the isles i think!

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

had a feeling it would be a good one....

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Originally Posted by strangy

One in every inlet port saves me 10 % each that totals 50%!!!

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Hey that means if you buy a VW V10 you can install hyclones and not use any fuel at all! :D

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Originally Posted by 29dinosaur

Sorry Keith - we're not into pyramid selling here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_Freedom_International

Rip Off Report

I suspect Keith has gone or if he reappears will be shown the door by moderators.

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Cheers for that:D Good Reading!

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Originally Posted by Frenchie

Hey that means if you buy a VW V10 you can install hyclones and not use any fuel at all! :D

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And I guess if you've got a V12 you can make petrol.:eek:

Cheers
Simon

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Originally Posted by twitchy

I can tell you I have 5 of these tablets in my center console & they haven't improved a bloody thing.........:tease::burnrubber:

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I wouldn't leave anything like a tablet lying around in my centre console if I had a 3yo....... or your wife might reach for one as well. The car would probably run as well if you put them (ie the tabs) in the bin.

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Originally Posted by 29dinosaur

I wouldn't leave anything like a tablet lying around in my centre console if I had a 3yo....... or your wife might reach for one as well. The car would probably run as well if you put them (ie the tabs) in the bin.

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Yeah but if the kids eat them you won't have to feed them as much. :wasntme:

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

and if the wife eats them you might not get any more kids...:D:D

new form of contraceptive?

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Hey - now here's a suggestion for Keith.... new marketing options: 101 uses for FFI tablets.

1. euthanasing surplus children
2. contraceptive
3. stick a few in your glovebox - they'll act like crystal power


Come back Keith - I'd like to sign up as an agent and build my own pyramid.:cool::cool::cool:

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Originally Posted by twitchy

I can tell you I have 5 of these tablets in my center console & they haven't improved a bloody thing.........

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I tried viagra in my fuel tank .... the first time I drove past a Celica the bloody suspension lifted 4"


:angel::wasntme:

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Originally Posted by twitchy

I can tell you I have 5 of these tablets in my center console & they haven't improved a bloody thing.........:tease::burnrubber:

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Originally Posted by Rosco

I tried viagra in my fuel tank .... the first time I drove past a Celica the bloody suspension lifted 4"


:angel::wasntme:

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Another use for FFI tablets:
- subsitute for viagra - FFI products work in the fuel tank of the car and of your body. No need to order your viagra by those spam ads and risk being caught by your wife. Our products are thoroughly researched and independently tested by government laboratories.

(But don't be like twitchy who didn't read the instructions. He thought he'd purchased the 'crystal' model which works by putting it in his console, when in fact he'd purchased the 'must be taken internally' model. Unfortunately he has voided the 'money back guarantee' which we offer, by not following the instructions properly. No complaints will be entered into.)