Any medical professionals ?

Hi again,
Just to add a degree of seriousness to Aarons troubles, I found this article which may help:
404 moment - new medical slang | The Australian

I hope it helps:D:D:D:D:D

Ralph

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

I use lots of those terms at work...code brown,PAFO, O signs and Q signs being very very common for us as is NFR (not for resus really but also normal for Redcliffe) :D:D:D but I do like some of the others and might change my senior blonde moments to 404 moments :D:D

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Don't laugh - at the moment the NFWs * at our recently merged area health service want to approve a list of some 2000 abbreviations.

The list even contained some abbreviations in the "humorous article".

G** help us. :(:(

Diana

* = Normal for Wollongong

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Amen to that.

Although my GP is not too bad...at least if I tell her what is wrong with me she listens :D And she is easy enough to get on with :D She just doesn't allow enough time for consultations and has so many clients she doesn't even remember anything about you half the time so you have to go over things every time you visit :(

She's not the best GP I've had ..... and as we get older finding a better one would be nice ( although I plan to be healthy until I die :D:D)

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What a waste, dieing healthy hmph

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Originally Posted by Ralph1Malph

Any one here know how to check a prostate? Mine could do with a once over:p:p:p

Ralph

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See if you can get a home test kit from the chemist, if not try Bunnings:wheelchair::D;)

I am very lucky - our GP, who with others runs a bulk billing practice, will always listen and never rush. He remembers everything about you. He is about the same age, so we can grow old together! :)

After seeing the other bulk billing practice that we used to frequent some years ago - turn into a sausage factory - we are very lucky to have found our current one. It's all about service and caring.

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Not at all :D

I plan to be healthy until the day I go to bed and don't wake up :D Thanks for your thoughts but don't fancy months of pain from cancer before I die, or maybe of dialysis because my kidneys or liver have failed, or maybe the pain and debility from arthritis...

I'd be happy dying being able to look after myself...wash, feed and house myself, with my own hands, unassisted, free from pain and difficulty :D

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And me.:angel: