Thread: Clarkie... Banned???

Originally Posted by Ken

Ah cmon Dobbo huggin another man is like riding a scooter its OK until ya mates catch ya

I think its about time you man huggers went to the Broke Village Fair, along side Broke Mountain.

Originally Posted by graceysdad

Remind me never to play leap frog with some of you coz I think some of you may forget to leap!!!!, just for the record I have a gay gentleman next door and a lesbian on the other side we are the piggys in the middle, quiet nice people that keep to them selves and are only to happy to lend you a cup of plonk for the spag bol, the gay chap is an astrologer who realigns your planets and can tell your fortune etc he will tell you if you have a problem with Uranus I am sure, maybe its clashing with your Venus or Pluto

....and only too willing to look into it for you

If this thread keeps going it could rival the I see stars thread we could call it I see sequins and tassles and

Originally Posted by Ken

If this thread keeps going it could rival the I see stars thread we could call it I see sequins and tassles and

Maybe some do

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Fol da ra, fol de re
poor big tit in the tree
lonely big tit, needs another tit, so there can be three....

along comes a farmer with a great big gun
says gee you little tits give me the ****tle dits
and the gun went bang and the tits went clang
and he shot the tree in the tits

shot the tits in the tree
fol de re...... fol de tit

A tree with tits? I'm trying to get the mental image in my head. Is there a bush below it by any chance?

No wonder tree hugging is sooo popular

Originally Posted by RonMcGr

I have never seen a thread go down hill so fast, just by the mention of a "Hug".

Given some of the comments, there may be one or two in here, that would decline giving you mouth to mouth to save your life

Best be careful who you pick to go with you on water or any other activity where you could drown..

did i do that, or was it the wetsuit???
your certainly right ron, it degenerated into something very strange,
i like the ,men don;t touch men comment. Not really a valid comment but more like a phobia.

Because not a great deal of thought went into it, as you said ,something simple like declining mouth to mouth to save a life comes under that.

john

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

The trick always has been to back off when "prodded"

99% of people never need to learn the trick,
.09% of people learn it by themselves,

What happens to the other .01%?

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

a very select bunch never learn and get tazered by Inc.

Its a constant source of amazement to me(and a touch of LR pride) that with 600 odd members logging on every day we have SO LITTLE trouble,,
Consider whats going on in the rest of the world,,
this is an amazing place
Take a bow you lot--

This because we all have a great sense of humor. After all we do drive Land Rovers.

Originally Posted by Stevo_62

What happens to the other .01%?

You rang?


OK how many days till these boys return? It's getting too quiet around here. It's obvious that Wollopit, Hiline and Sclarke are being missed a tad.