Thread: Country people are funny.

Originally Posted by joel_nicholson

The Seymour farming expo was on today, personally for 4wdrivers the Lardner field days has a better range (and is bigger) but I still went along for a bit of fun and something to do.

So I thought I'd share some funny signs I saw along the way:


"5 year warranty on all garden tools - go into the main arena to my competitor, tell him Charlie sent you. Ask him for a 5 year warranty. Funnily enough he doesn't really like me."


"You will not find a better price. Come inside now to do an obligation free deal right now" - SAME tractors.



But the piece de resistance:


"Real Leather work boots, tough as guts, comfortable as buggery" - of course, because buggery is one of the most comfortable things going.

....Uhmmmmm Depends whether you are 'Comfortable' with that........personally I tend to freeze up when the Doc pulls on the rubber glove and orders me to adopt the position

Buggery in general, without specific reference to the giving or receiving thereof ......could make a difference to the comfort factor.

However I'm with you, there are several more comfortable things I would allude to before that.

Hey NM, I have passion for my LRs but we're just good friends

How Fruedianly curious....everyone relating to the comfort of the boot rather than the invading appendage

Originally Posted by joel_nicholson

"Real Leather work boots, tough as guts, comfortable as buggery" - of course, because buggery is one of the most comfortable things going.

Well I'll be buggered!
Those bloody boots must be fantastic

"I'll bet they fit as easy as sticking a greasy stick up a ........."

Originally Posted by joel_nicholson

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"You will not find a better price. Come inside now to do an obligation free deal right now" - SAME tractors.

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that's my kinda deal!