Reply With QuoteHmmm, maybe some payback for landing on Mars and scratching around in the dirt......
"Dig around in our backyard will ya.....!!!!"
Northern Territory News
UFOs invade NT town
27Jun08
A SMALL Territory community is still reeling with shock after four UFOs descended on their Outback homes.
Families spent hours in fear as what appeared to be three spaceships hovered in the distance with another just metres above their houses.
The drama at Marlinja, population 112 and 730km south of Darwin, began at 8pm on Sunday.
Resident Janie Dixon said it started as an "ordinary" night.
"The kids were on the basketball courts, shooting a few hoops, and I was indoors talking to my two nieces when we heard a strange, loud noise," she said.
"We ran outside but at first we couldn't see anything -- it was really dark and we could hear the sound.
"The sound was horrible. It sounded like something was going past.
"We thought it was a jet. I saw what I thought at first was the evening star, the first star you usually see at night.
"But then we saw three red lights in the distance, and the sound kept getting louder.
"The ground felt like it was shaking, so we ran inside and shut the doors.
"My nephew and niece were looking out through curtains. The thing came closer, circled around the basketball courts and then came so close above our house.
"The kids at the basketball courts ran -- two girls stood there looking towards the sky.
"They tried to see what it was but all they could see was this bright red light in the pitch black."
Ms Dixon said the UFO hovered above the homes for what seemed like a couple of hours.
She said at one stage the phone rang, but went dead when she tried to answer it.
"Then the light in the house became so bright, it was like we were sitting in a football stadium," she said.
"After a while, after the things all disappeared... I think it was about 11pm by then.
"We went outside and were just sitting around drinking tea and talking about it all. The kids were put to bed.
"We heard the noise again and it came back, but disappeared again moments later.
"We were all really frightened.
"It was a big shock and I couldn't sleep."
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By ANDREW PARKER
and JOHN COLES
Published: 25 Jun 2008
A SHAKEN soldier told last night how he saw THIRTEEN UFOs spinning in the skies above his military barracks.
Corporal Mark Proctor was among three squaddies who spotted the objects while out on night patrol.
He filmed them on his mobile phone and reported the close encounter to Army top brass.
Ministry of Defence experts were studying his report and video yesterday — after ordering Mark and his pals NOT to say anything else about the incident.
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SubscriberHmmm, maybe some payback for landing on Mars and scratching around in the dirt......
"Dig around in our backyard will ya.....!!!!"
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Master
Originally Posted by RonMcGr
Balloon claim pops ‘alien’ theory : Shropshire Star:But staff from the Tern Hill Hall Hotel, which is located a short distance from the barracks, say it is likely the lights the soldiers saw were Chinese wedding lanterns, which had been let off at the hotel by wedding guests the same night.
Hotel manager Stuart Willatt said the lanterns were let off on June 7 at about 11pm, just minutes before the soldiers claimed to have seen the lights.
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SupporterThe best comment I saw in following this up was a comment on the site Ben quoted, which said:
Bluejay said: Jun 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
As somebody much more intelligent than me one said. “If aliens come to earth and see humans walking behind dogs picking up their excrement as we go who do you think they will assume is in charge?”
I love it.
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Swaggie
RUM!!!
Funny things happen when you drink rum. Inexplicable injuries, possibly caused by aliens. Waking up in strange places (police cells, unfamiliar railway stations, bus shelters, casualty wards) possibly left there by aliens. Waking up next to strange women (bloody strange, some of them) who no doubt were in conspiracy with aliens. Bad recollections of happenings, probably directly caused by aliens.
URSUSMAJOR
OldBushie
There used to be a cocktail in a popular Oxford St pub called a Rumhypnol and coke
Never tried it, plus I didn't like the dodgy looks of their leather clad interpretation of "The Bundy Bear"
AT REST
G'day Brian Hjelm
Have you found a source of the original "Inner Circle" Rum (186 US Proof)
cheers
Master
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Self_abuse
SYDNEY, Friday: A man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.
The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn't looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself while his defences were down.
"I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse," the man said. "And when I saw this hottie bit of hand leaning on the bar I slipped myself a mickey, and the next thing I know I was taking myself back to my place."
Police have described the man as one of several predatory masturbators currently operating in the watering holes around the inner city of Sydney.
"In fact, it's fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of *******," a police spokesman said.
Wizard
Sounds like we have been living parallel lives Brian, the bits I can remember that is
John
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Swaggie
HiHo, OP Bundaberg was the culprit in my youth. Bundy hangovers were the worst I ever experienced with the exception of a gross excess of French Champagne at a Saturday morning Sydney society wedding. St. Marks Darling Point and afterwards at the Hotel Australia, dress full formal morning suit. Did not go to work until Wednesday.G'day Brian Hjelm
Have you found a source of the original "Inner Circle" Rum (186 US Proof)
cheers
URSUSMAJOR
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