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  1. 27th June 2008, 09:01 PM #1
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    They Say!!!

    THEY SAY!!!!!

    that he combs his hair with a teabag, and that randy dogs will not hump him

    his testicals are made of refried beans and that his head is in fact an unfired airbag from an automobile!!!
    ladies and Gentleman i give you THE STIG!








    ok whos next........i figured this could give a few laughs
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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    They say, he couldn't think of a comeback line...............
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    They say give him back... no use for him here. Rancid comes to mind - wouldn't even sell his airbag.
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    They say that his agility rivals that of a Land Rover off-road and that his urine is a replacement for engine coolant...

    ...ladies and gentleman I give you The Stig
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    Quote Originally Posted by dm_td5 View Post
    They say that his agility rivals that of a Land Rover off-road and that his urine is a replacement for engine coolant...

    ...ladies and gentleman I give you The Stig

    thats good one
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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    They say--
    He started wearing helmets as a child to cover the 666
    and the only person ever to beat him was the Queen!


    all we know is----
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    They say, that when he goes to the beach, the waves won't break and that strange noises are heard from under the ocean,

    all we know is!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift View Post
    They say--
    He started wearing helmets as a child to cover the 666
    and the only person ever to beat him was the Queen!


    all we know is----



    Should I let them know I still have my Simpson helmet and race suit packed away ? (and it does have the dark visor )

    Then we could have the "I used to be much faster" middle aged thinning on top Stig
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