Thread: If you are going to hate me you may as well do it properly

Inspired by my recent find, and the olive drab green colour of a few forum members (well Shonky), I may as well make you all really hate me.

I am a pretty ordinary looking bloke. In fact so ordinary I don't even get the "boy, he's ugly!" comments. At least then I would know somebody noticed me.

But what I do possess is a knack for obtaining desireable objects.

Now I know some womens libbers might jump up and down about my first find, but believe me I DON'T treat this one as an object(well not all the time).

The find of a lifetime just happens to be my absolutely gorgeous wife. The most important thing is the person inside is far more beautiful than she is on the outside. She is the most caring, supportive and understanding women on the planet period.(she has to be to put up with me). She has given us the most beatutiful kids and does a fantastic job of raising them and instilling them with morals and principles. I probably don't deserve her, but hey, I'm not letting go.

The woman in question.











Now on top of all this, Wifey also came with some added extra's. A house, a convertable BMW, soft top landcruiser and "Xena"

This is Xena



When I can I will also dig out my bikes and show you them.

Now my recent run of luck started one day when my best friend phoned me and said, "Dad just bought a new boat and wants the old one gone TODAY"
"You want it?"

so just like that I got given this, For $0.00





So you can see why i don't know why you are getting so upset about this..



...this...



...and this.



My job is managing an Italian Restaurant, so essentially I get paid to eat pizza, drink beer and talk to women all night.(dissapointing them of course-as I'm very happily married). Did I mention humble?

So come on Shonky, now you can really hate me

Colonel Coleman

PS. I hope you get my sense of humour, as I really don't care taking the whizz out of myself, nor do I take life that seriously

Oh, and this one is for Mrs Ho Har, as she just loves every time I post this pic

G'day All, I neither hate you or envy you , boats well they can sink and cost $$$$'s to keep in the water, Land Rovers well I have a swag of them, and all I see is the logistics of completely stripping them down to the chassis and doing a total fair dinkum restoration, not interested cars at all, as my 110 will do more than the legal speed limit, and a wife!!, I have a very good one, cheers Dennis